This was my favourite

So How?

1. Bayi tidak ketawa hingga mereka berusia usia tiga bulan

2. ketawa selama 10-15 minit boleh membakar banyak kalori

3. ketawa mampu mengeluarkan udara di dalam paru-paru dengan kelajuan sehingga 60 mph

4. 17 otot wajah digunakan untuk tersenyum, manakala mengerutkan kening memerlukan 47 otot wajah

5. Seseorang yang selalu ketawa memiliki risiko penyakit jantung 40 peratus lebih rendah berbanding orang yang murung

6. ada sejenis tanaman yang diberi nama bunga tawa. jika melihatnya Anda akan tertawa seperti orang gila melebihi setengah jam

7. ketawa 17 minit sehari dipercayai memanjangkan waktu hidup selama satu hari

8. kanak-kanak berusia enam tahun tertawa lebih 300 kali sehari. Ketika tua kita tersenyum dan tertawa hanya 15 kali sehari.

9. Senyuman pelayan akan membuatkan pelanggannya memberikan tips tambahan.

10. perut akan sakit, jika Anda ketawa selama satu jam tanpa henti.






cuba yang ni pulak.






Wah, susah ni. Macam mana?

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Poll: Best Korean Drama of 2010 (Final Knockout) Vote for playful kiss please :)

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Isunya fast track. Fast track ke degree.


Before buat diploma aku mmg excited gila and plan nak buat fast track.
Time before mohon untuk UiTM pun aku pegi selangkah ke UiTM and aku pergi usha nak mohon fast track. Encik tu kata aku tak layak sebab addmath aku je." Aishh. Yg lain semua okay. Math A,Accounts A,English A,Add Math C ? Kalau B, saya boleh tolong. " Ni mesti tak study addmath ni sambil tgk keputusan spm aku."


Tapi bila dah buat diploma,aku tak rasa nak buat fast track. Aku x apply . Aku rasa, rasalah. Kalau aku mohon insyaallah dapat sbb CGPA aku x la dasyat sangat. Member aku yg saing-saing aku dapat je. Cuma the difference is tempat yg berbeza la. Ada yg dapat Machang ada yg dapat KBM.


Umi,bila dapat tahu yg aku tak mohon fast track telah memarahi aku. Tapi ringan je lah. Cuma bebelan. "Kenapa tak mohon? umi nak kamu buat fast track" Aku ckp dlm hati " ye sbb kakak tahu umi mst suruh kakak buat fast track kalau dapat,sbb tu kak tak mohon langsung"


Tak de apa rugi pun kalau aku mohon, and kalau aku dapat pun, tak rugi pun.


Alasan aku tak nak pergi fast track ke degree.

1)Sedangkan Diploma ni pun first m je aku dekan. Lagi 2 sem dah tak dekan.
Apatah lagi aku naik degree

2)Aku dah ada jawatan as bendahari. Aku mmg nak try pikul tanggungjawab ni. Bagi aku ni antara peluang aku nak gain Experience selain nak gain knowledge.

3)Aku nk habiskan apa yg aku dah mulakan. Aku nk dapatkan diploma then pergi ijazah pulak. Aku tahu tahap kemampuan aku. Aku tak super rajin and tak super determined. So aku tak nak yang dikjar tak dapat yg dikendong berciciran.

4)Aku plan nak ambik Course lain time degree. Plan je lah.

5)Aku tak de perasaan lagi dah nak buat fast track.





Tapi kini setelah ramai kawan-kawan aku akan Blah buat degree,AKU MULA GOYAH.

Ada sedikit rasa menyesal.


Harap perasaan tu tak lama. Ordy HWAITING!

Kalau jodoh tak ke mana 2 :D

Put your music or iPod on shuffle and answer these questions according to the song you are on.

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Where is the love? (BEP)

2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Fallen Leaves (Billy Talent) Ceh Daun Kering?

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Famous Last Word (My Chemical Romance)

4) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE＇S PURPOSE?

Shock (Beast)

5) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

FANTASIA BULAN MADU. hahahaha Apahal?

6) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Hanya ingin kau tahu (Republik)

7) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?

Fashion your seatbelt (Drop Dead Gorgeous)

8) WHAT IS 2+2?

Miss Independent (Ne-yo)

9) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Shrinking Universe (Muse)

10) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Buatmu Ibu (Aiman) :')

11) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??

So far away (Staind)

12) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE??

Your guardian Angel !!!!! (The red jumpsuit apparatus)

So, lets see what it is for you. Have fun!


Man, Aku tak solat lagi ni. Oh gay, Isyak semua kali ni betul-betul.

Kalau jodoh tak ke mana :D

Grab your iPod/iTunes/or whatever, Put it on SHUFFLE and use it to answer these questions...?
Put the song name that comes up as the answer to each question.


1)How am I feeling today?

Full House ost. Haha adakah sbb mengemas rumah dgn super jayanya hari ni?



2)Will I get far in life?

About a girl (The Academy is)



3)How do my friends see me?

Scars (Papa Roach) Chehhh



4)Who will I marry?

I hate everything about you (Three days grace) HAHAHA. betul la tu! cuba check lirik



5)What is my best friend's theme song?

Zapin zikir (Suhaimi@ suami ina mawi)



6)What is the story of my life?

We'll be a dream (We the kings & Demi Lovato)



7)What is highschool like?

Impossible (Shontelle)



8)How can I get ahead in life?

My 19 year old sister in law ost whatt? am i goin to marry someone who is younger than me? hopefully the 19 year old sister in law's brother is 19 too (twins) :)




9)What is the best thing about me?

To the end (My Chemical Romance) haha be with me to the end babeyh!



10)How is today going to be?

Mr.Raindrop (Gintama @ Amplified)



11)What is in store for this weekend?

Mirage (Pesawat) wahh mirage is in store peeps! gahaha



12)What song describes my parents?

I want to be burried in your backyard (nightmare of you) WAHHH



13)To describe my grandparents?

Somebody told me (The killers) hahaha :)



14)How is my life going?

Time is running out (Muse) what? am i going to die? :( or the holidays? if it is the holidays then i agree :)




15)What song will they play at my funeral?

Why the hell play song at funeral. Baca yaasin la pandai.
Need you now (Lady Antebellum) hahaha yes, need you like now. mungkar dan nangkir?



16)How does the world see me?

Misery Business (Paramore) chehhhh



17)Will I have a happy life?

Starlight tears (Boys over flower OST)
Ahaha dapat Gu jun pyo la tuuuu!!! tak pun ALA-ALA JUN PYO YOU-KNOW-WHO <3



18)Will I have children?

All the right moves (One republic) hahahaha i'll make sure to make the right moves! gahahahaha



19)What was my childhood like?

The Pink Panther Theme hahahaha !
Da Lung Da Lung Da lung Da Lung Da Lung Da Lung Da Lung



20)What is some good advice for me?

Hahahaha KISS ME (G Na- Playful Kiss Ost)
If u're handsome,yes please. Gahahaha




21)How will I be remembered?

Fine (Bunkface) Oh you mean my fineness? hahaha :DD



22)What is my signature dancing song?

We're all to blame (Sum 41) HAHAHAHAHA NAK MAMPOS? NAK MENARI MACAM MANA?
HEAD BANGING ALL OVER THE BALLROOM?? Iwould like to try this ! Baru Cool?




23)What is my current theme song?

Goodnight Goodnight (Hot Hot Heat) takde la current sangat




24)What does everyone else thing my theme is?

Cukup Indah (Alif Satar) okay this is not my song oh gay? ni lagu adik, sbb pakai phone dia temporarily kena la dengar cakap dia dgn mem'bluetooth' lagu ni. Tp lagu ni sedap je :) Tp kawan-kawan saya kata lagu saya takda iman bukannya cukup indah :(

cukup indah ke kawan-kawan?




25)What song describes my mood right now?

Phantom of the Opera (Blink 182) urmm tak lah sangat




26)What song do I listen to when Im depressed?

Until the day i die (The story of the year) KADANG-KADANG. Tak cukup core sgt. Kalau separa depressed boleh la. Tp kalau lagi depressed tu All that remains atau Drop dead Gorgeous atau chelsea grin lagi berkesan kot.




[26.1]Happy?

Fur Elise (Beethoven)


[26.2)Scared?

Titanic Rave Mix (Techno/Dance) perh lagi takut macam ni. Tp sbb electro dance pny version oh gay kot.


[26.3]Bored?

KISS KISS KISS (Pink Toniq- Playful kiss ost) yeahh cool


27)What type of girls/guys do I go for?

Dj got us falling in love again (Usher ft Pitbull)



28)What type goes for me?

I never told you what i do for a living (My Chemical Romance) Hahaha Misteri Gila !



29)What should I be doing right now?

Heaven cant wait (We the kings) Ahh, apakah? Oh solat isyak ni. Okay straight after this !


Eh dah habis? Pandai betul. Oh gay. Isyak Semua !




Budak-budak kenanga! Sila buat eh.
Remot123 juga sila buat. Anda selalu singgah ye? Tp tak tinggal jejak pun? haha
Ejah, aku tak tau kau baca lagi ke tak. Kalau baca buat :)
Kak Long anda dah tua untuk buat benda ni kan? haha :D

Plagiat 4

It is preferable for you to draw a picture and write your answers.

Try to concentrate on how you feel about what you are describing and not just on how it looks. For example, you may describe the cube a certain color because it gives you a feeling of calmness. However, another person may describe the cube a different color that also gives her a sense of calmness. Though both people picture the cube differently, the interpretations of their answers are the same - the cube represents calmness to them.



1) The cube

How big is the cube?
What is its color? What do you think about that color?
How far away is it from you?
Is it transparent? Can you see what is inside?
How big is the cube compared to the desert? What is the ratio?

2) There is a ladder.

Is the ladder leaning on the cube?
What is the color of the ladder? What is it made of?
What impression does it give you?
What is the distance between the cube and the ladder?

3) There is a horse.

What is the distance between the cube and the horse?
What is the color of the house?
What impression does it give you?
Is it tied? Is there a saddle?

4) There is a storm.

What is the distance between the storm and the cube.
Is it a big storm or a small storm?
Is it passing by or staying?

5) There is a flower/ there are flowers.

How many flowers are there?
Where is/are the flower/s?
What is the color of the flower/s?
How do you feel about the flower/s?



Answers:

Cube : The cube represents yourself. How you think about the cube reflects how you think about yourself. For example, you may think the cube is made of yellow stones. Yellow may give you a feeling of warmth and stone may give you a feeling of strength. Then, it means that you believe that you are a strong and warm person. The distance between you and the cube reflects your understanding about yourself. If the cube is far away, then it means that you do not feel close to your inner self. If the cube is transparent, that means you let people see through you. People can read your mind easily. The ratio of the cube to the desert is how you think about yourself in this world. The bigger the ratio, the bigger your ego is. A small ratio means that you recognize that you are just one part of this world and there are many other things out there beside you.

Ladder : The ladder represents your friends. If the ladder is leaning against the cube, then it means that your friends depend on you. If the ladder is supporting the cube, that means you depend on your friends. The distance between the ladder and the cube indicates if you feel close to your friends or not. Again, how you feel about the ladder reflects how you feel about your friends (e.g.. what you feel about the color of the ladder and the material it is made of).

Horse : The horse is your lover. If the horse is close to the cube, then it means that you are close to your lover. If the horse is tied or has a saddle on it, then it means that you like to control your lover. As before, the impression of the horse reflects the impression you have of your lover.

Storm : The storm is the obstacle in your life. If the storm is close to the cube/ stationary, then you are always experiencing hardship in your life. If the storm is small, then it means the obstacle in your life is quite small.

Flower/s : The flower represents your offspring/ If the flower is close to the cube, that means you are close to your children. Again, what you feel about the flower indicates the feelings you have towards your children.

Plagiat 3

Pick a fruit. Which fruit will you pick if you were handed one of these?
Take a look at the list of fruits below and choose one that is your favorite. Studies say that your choice reflects your personality, your inner self and your outer self.


1. Orange
2. Apple
3. Banana
4. Coconut
5. Pineapple
6. Papaya
7. Mango
8. Cherry
9. Black Grapes
10. Peach
11. Custard Apple
12. Pear



Orange

If orange is your favorite fruit; it speaks of a person who has enduring patience and willpower. You like to do things slowly; but very thoroughly and are completely undaunted by hard work. You tend to be shy; but are a reliable and trustworthy friend. You have an aesthetic bent of mind. You select your partner with care and thought; you love with all your heart, and are not in for just a fling. You avoid conflict at all costs.

Apple

If apple is your favorite fruit, you are an extravagant, impulsive and outspoken person; often with a bit of a temper. While you may not be the best organizer yourself, you make a good team leader; and are good at taking things forward. You can take quick action in most situations. You enjoy travel immensely. You ooze with charm when you are with your partner. You have an enthusiasm for life, unmatched by most.

Banana

You are a softie! Loving, gentle, warm and sympathetic by nature is the banana lover. You often lack in self-confidence and are quite timid by nature. People often take advantage of your sweet temperedness, and sheer vulnerability to a situation. You adore your partner in every which way, both for their mental and physical beauty! Because of the way you are, your relationship is always, very much in harmony!

Coconut

The coconut lover is a serious, very thoughtful and contemplative person. Though you enjoy socializing, you are particular about the company you keep. You tend to be stubborn but not necessarily foolhardy. Shrewd, quick-witted and alert, you ensure that you are right on top of any given scenario, especially at work. You need a partner with brains, and while passion is important it certainly isn't everything for you.

Pineapple

You are quick to decide and even quicker to act. You are brave in making career changes; if that is what is to your advantage. You have exceptional organizing abilities and are undaunted by the size of the task at hand. You tend to be self reliant, sincere and honest in your dealings with others. Though you are not given to making friends very quickly, but once you do, it is for life. You rarely, if ever, make romantic overtures. Your partner is often impressed with your sterling qualities but disappointed in your ability to show affection.

Papaya

You are truly fearless and take much that happens in life, in your stride. You give considerable thought to things you do. You have a sense of humor that along with your generous nature keeps you in most people's good books. You are a go-getter in your professional life, and have a knack for being in the right place at the right time. You enjoy meeting new people and seeing new sights whenever you can. Your sense of humor is what attracts members of the opposite sex to you more than anything else. It is simply charming!

Mango

A mango lover is a personality to be reckoned with; quite often you are a person who has quite fixed ideas, and influencing you is no easy task. You tend to be an extremist with strong likes and dislikes; and at times even like to control a situation. You enjoy getting involved in something that presents mental challenge. Strong as you may be, you are like a kitten when you are with your partner. You accommodate the love of your life, and make up for all the strong will elsewhere!

Cherry

If cherry is your favorite fruit, life isn't always as sweet for you. You often face ups and downs, particularly professionally; and find that you make small sums of money, instead of a lump sum. You have a fertile imagination and are often involved in creative pursuits. You are a very sincere and loyal partner; but find that expressing your feelings is not very easy. Your home is your haven, and you love nothing more than being surrounded by close family and your beloved partner.

Black grapes

You are a polite person in general, but do have quick flare-ups of temper that cool down just as quickly. You enjoy beauty in all forms, including beautiful people. You are very popular because of your warm, gregarious nature. You have a zest for life; you enjoy every thing you do, right from the way you dress, to your style and élan in your day-to-day life. Your partner must share your zeal and zing for life… to enjoy all you have to offer!

Peach

Like a peach, you enjoy the juice of life… it all its lush ripeness! You are the friendly sort, and are quite frank and outspoken, which adds to your charm. You are quick to forgive and forget; and value your friendships highly. You have an independent and ambitious streak in you, that makes you a real go-getter. You are the ideal lover, fiery and passionate but sincere and faithful in love. You don't however like to display all that passion in public.

Custard apple

You are a modest and conservative person; who can be quite sensitive at times. You tend to be thoughtful and contemplative, and therefore are rarely rash in doing things. You are quite ambitious; and are good at anything that requires much detailing or working with numbers. You are quick at finding fault with others. While looking for a partner, you value a person's intellect far above their looks or good old passion. You are quite shy and not very comfortable demonstrating affection.

Pear

If you put your mind to something you can do it successfully, but by and large you tend to be fickle and have trouble completing a task with the enthusiasm you started it with. You need to know the results of your efforts almost immediately. You enjoy mental stimulation; and love to get into a good discussion. You tend to be a restless and high-strung person, and are easily excitable. While you are quick to strike up a friendship with someone, maintaining it does not seem to be easy for you

Plagiat 2

Pick your favorite ice cream flavor and find out what it says about your personality. Afterwards remember to check out the compatibility chart!

1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Butter pecan
4. Banana
5. Strawberry
6. Chocolate chip





Analysis



If you like vanilla, you are colorful, impulsive, a risk taker who sets high goals and has high expectations of yourself. You also enjoy close family relationships. Gregarious, lives a hectic life. Easily suggestible, expressive, idealistic; a private person.

Prototype: Lovelorn housewife.


If you like chocolate, you are lively, creative, dramatic, charming, enthusiastic and the life of the party. Chocolate fans enjoy being at the center of attention and can become bored with the usual routine. Seductive, well-dressed, extroverted, easily influenced, a follower, intuitive, enjoys intimate relationships.

Prototype: Feminine woman, macho man.


If you like butter pecan, you are orderly, perfectionist, careful, detail-oriented, conscientious, ethical and fiscally conservative. You are also competitive, aggressive in sports and the take-charge type of personality.

Prototype: Executive, secretary.


If you like banana, you are easy going, well adjusted, generous, honest and empathetic.

Prototype: The perfect husband, wife, parent or child.


If you like strawberry, you are shy, yet emotionally robust, skeptical, detail-oriented, opinionated, introverted and self critical. Easily made to feel guilty; cranky, pessimistic, low self-esteem.

Prototype: Bureaucrat, journalist.


If you like chocolate chip, you are generous, competitive and accomplished. You are charming in social situations, ambitious and competent. A visionary, a conqueror, enjoys being catered to, a go-getter, intolerant of defeat.

Prototype: Industry leaders, voted most likely to succeed in school.



XX COMPATIBILITY CHART XX


The flavorology research also compiled a compatibility chart for ice cream lovers.

If your favorite flavor is:

Vanilla - you are most likely to be compatible with someone whose favorite flavor is also vanilla.

Chocolate - you are most likely to be compatible with someone whose favorite flavor is butter pecan or chocolate chip.

Butter pecan - you are most likely to be compatible with someone whose favorite flavor is butter pecan, chocolate or chocolate chip.

Banana - you are compatible with all flavors.

Strawberry - you are most likely to be compatible with someone whose favorite flavor is chocolate chip.

Chocolate chip - you are most likely to be compatible with someone whose favorite flavor is butter pecan or chocolate.

Shapes Test

Choose the shape that you find to be most appealing.
Consider the form, shape, and colour
(1)


(2)


(3)


(4)


(5)


(6)


(7)



(8)


(9)









Carefree playful cheerful (PICTURE NO 8)



You love a free and spontaneous life. And you attempt to enjoy it to the fullest, in accordance with the motto: "You only live once."

You are very curious and open about everything new; you thrive on change. Nothing is worse than when you feel tied down. You experience your environment as being versatile and always good for a surprise.



Independent unconventional unfettered (PICTURE NO 7)



You demand a free and unattached life for yourself that allows you to determine your own course. You have an artistic bent in your work or leisure activities. Your urge for freedom sometimes causes you to do exactly the opposite of what expected of you.

Your lifestyle is highly individualistic. You would never blindly imitate what is "in"; on the contrary, you seek to live according to your own ideas and convictions, even if this means swimming against the tide.



Introspective sensitive reflective (PICTURE NO 6)



You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are very strong, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you require. You do not mind being alone for extended periods of time; you rarely become bored.


Down to earth well-balanced harmonious (PICTURE NO 5)



You value a natural style and love that which is uncomplicated. People admire you because you have both feet planted firmly on the ground and they can depend on you. You give those who are close to you security and space. You are perceived as being warm and human. You reject everything that is garish and trite. You tend to be skeptical toward the whims of fashion trends. For you, clothing has to be practical and unobtrusively elegant.



Professional pragmatic self-assured (PICTURE NO 4)



You take charge of your life, and place less faith in your luck and more in your own deeds. You solve problems in a practical, uncomplicated manner. You take a realistic view of the things in your daily life and tackle them without wavering. You are given a great deal of responsibility at work, because people know that you can be depended upon.

Your pronounced strength of will projects your self-assurance to others. You are never fully satisfied until you have accomplished your ideas.



Peaceful discreet non-aggressive (PICTURE NO 3)



You are easy-going yet discreet. You make friends effortlessly, yet enjoy your privacy and independence. You like to get away from it all and be alone from time to time to contemplate the meaning of life and enjoy yourself. You need space, so you escape to beautiful hideaways, but you are not a loner. You are at peace with yourself and the world, and you appreciate life and what this world has to offer.



Analytical trustworthy self-assured (PICTURE NO 2)



Your momentary sensitivity represents that which is of high quality and durable. Consequently, you like to surround yourself with little "gems," which you discover wherever they are overlooked by others.

Thus, culture plays a special role in your life. You have found your own personal style, which is elegant and exclusive, free from the whims of fashion. Your ideal, upon which you base your life, is cultured pleasure. You value a certain level of culture on the part of the people with whom you associate.



Romantic dreamy emotional (PICTURE NO 1)



You are a very sensitive person. You refuse to view things only from a sober, rational standpoint. What your feelings tell you is just as important to you. In fact, you feel it is important to have dreams in life, too.

You reject people who scorn romanticism and are guided only by rationality. You refuse to let anything confine the rich variety of your moods and emotions.



Dynamic active extroverted (PICTURE NO 9)



You are quite willing to accept certain risks and to make a strong commitment in exchange for interesting and varied work. Routine, in contrast, tends to have a paralyzing effect on you.

What you like most is to be able to play an active role in events. In doing so, your initiative is highly pronounced.



Cuba try test uji ya sahabats
saya plagiat nih dekat personalityquiz(.)net

sedang membuang masa di mantin x)

Judge me. You are allowed to do so.

I answered one quiz at facebook from quiz monster. This is my result.


They said that i'm the 10th doctor. I don't really understand the word doctor here frankly.

"Allons-y!" You are enthusiastic and appear childish and rude on occasion though you are truly intelligent. You have a tendency to judge yourself too harshly and take blame for things that were not your fault. Your strong morals make you easy to anger when someone is acting stupidly or wrongly. You take absurd amounts of joy in the simple things and though you don't plan the situation out, it seems to go your way in the end even if you have to work for it. You are loved for your witty mind and deep understanding of people.


What say you? (Only if you want to and only if you know me)

One thing i agreed here is;

It really pissed me off to see people making mistakes. Not that they are not allowed to make mistakes just i don't want he/she to commit the mistakes. Especially when i have had experienced that before.


But sometimes mistake needs to be experienced,so that you know that it is a mistake.

Am I right ?


What say you?

Fakta atau Auta Tagged by Cik Rose

25 Facts about Me.

Whoever feels not interested to read this post i understand :)

Oh come on just a glance won't hurt you :p

Some of the facts might surprise you. (might)


1)Obese

2)Malas mandi

3)Music is one of my passions.Can tolerate Ahmad Jais Till The Black Dahlia Murder

4)I'm a home buddy

5) I can't really cook. (Amateur)

6)I have skateboard (spiderman) once terkoyak lutut while skateboarding
(lutut seluar)(^^,). Do not expect skateboarding yg hebat tu. Just setakat boleh bergerak dijalan yg rata sahaja.

7)I don't have chemistry with chemistry subject but i have such a great bonding with My Chemical Romance. I wonder why?

8)Suspect to have Fibromyalgia

9)I suffer (minor) scoliosis. Not literally suffer

10)Frogs and lizards are creepy to me

11)I have scars on my left hand. (I played with iron 18 years back haha)

12)I lived in Jelebu when i was infant. We moved to Seremban when i was 4 years ++

13)I have never be in a relationship with anyone up till now

14)I'm a holder of B2 and D category for my driving licence. Passed D with one try while i failed my B2 category because I WAS 0.03 SECOND FASTER THAN I SHOULD BE ON THE TITIAN MOTOR. Huh Ridiculous kan? 0.03 Sec PUN TAK BOLEH TOLERATE? Luckily i passed on my second try. RM 80 terbang!

(Baru titian motor belum titian siratulmustaqim?)

15)I love purple and red

16)I have Facebook,Twitter,Friendster,Formspring,Mixpod playlist and Facebook millat but i have deleted my Myspace account.

17)When i was little i used to scared of "Jelewet" which i also don't know what it is?

18) I was the 4TH best M-16 shooter for Seremban, 7TH best M-16 shooter for Negeri Sembilan, and i was in NS TEAM when we got the 4th place for National
(Police Cadet)

19)I have;
7 CATS - AWANG
- DOTDOT
- WOWEN
- Baby Putih
- KITTY
- LOLA
- ALLYCAT

My Late cats ;

- CANTEK
- QASEH
- SAYANG
- KELABU

2 AYAM SERAMA ;

- Lekir
- Lekiu (betina haha)

3 Kura-kura :

-Plue (disappeared) name taken from Ranma 1/2
-Han Yoo ill (dissappeared) name taken from Sweet Spy
-Lee Mong Ryong (the only one left know) name taken from My sassy Girl

I used to have more than 100 of rabbits when i lived in Jelebu (seriously)
my favourite was

-Junior
-Botbot
-Squirrel


Rabbits (2009-2010)

Damia (died)
Junior (using one of my favourite late rabbit's name)

Serta Beberapa jenis ikan yg kuantitinya banyak

20)Selalu lupa mana park kereta.

21)Dekat rumah takde motor pun

22)Pernah doakan Gerard Way Masuk Islam (form 2 & form 3)

23)Pernah hilang dekat supermarket. Then after sejam mereka melilau mencari, saya keluar dari celah-celah kain saying "ayahhhh~ dengan gembira" seolah-olah "ahah, i found you ayahhhh"

24)I love cartoon

25)I'll buy Gila-Gila (magazine) every month

banyak tanya betul!

Name : Know me as ordy. I know i'm not that popular that i don't want to reveal my name it is just you know internet nowadays~ yahaha
Full name : Ordy not orge as cik syaza tot me of
Sibling(s): 2

eye colour : black. but sometimes i listen to this; 'eh mata kau coklat eh?'
Shoe size : depends on the pattern. i have a kembang style of kaki :)
Hair : Black tak berapa black. DULL. ayah kata 'rambut kamu perang ke kak?'
Height : 156 cm (last time i measured lah)
What are you wearing right now :Stripped T-shirt with hood + PINK Seluar yg xberapa panjang

Favourite number : 23
Favourite drink : Coffee, Cappuccino, Mocha
Favourite month : November serta bulan yang ada banyak cuti :)
Favourite breakfast : Fresh orange + Roti bakar + kaya (jarang dapat,plus mst x knyang punya haha :)

-Have you ever-



Broken a bone : not yet and hopefully never

Been in a police car : Not yet, Police truck? Yes. (Police cadet)
Fallen for a guy/girl in a short period of time : Short period? tak. selalunya lama
Swam in the ocean : what ocean? u mean atlantic ocean and etc? setakat pantai and pulau ade la
Fallen asleep in school : Ade. Sekali kot. Kat surau time stayback,then i nampak ada mata kat langsir. Sampai harini tak tau mata siapa.

Broken someone's heart : Never rasanya. Im not a heart-throb. :'(

Cried when someone died: Yes. (Atuk's, wan achek, even drama pun la)
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : Nope.
Saved e-mails : Nope.

Been cheated on : Nope.


-What-

Your room look like : This is originally a guest room but me and my sis turned it out to be OUR room. Hahaha and abandoned our Room upstairs.:)))

what does it look like? u mean now? BERSEPAH :) okay we have one queen bed here with pink bedsheet. hahaha. baru tukar. with so many bantal here and there. Haha we also have michan here, wearing a pair of shoes. gagaga


What is right beside you : Which side? on my left there's a bolster. On my right? Nothing

What is the last thing you ate : Ayam marinated yg ayah masak td.(Penyebab kegemukan)

-Ever Had-



Chicken pox : Once. Form 2

Sore throat : I'm having it now + flu + headache + heartache (miss KHJ strong strong)
Stitches : No. But if i'll be able to deliver a baby (in future) then i might had (betul ke ayat?)



-Do You-



Believe in love at first sight : ALWAYS. I REPEAT ALWAYS. But the last one here
(only if you know who... esss,after a month or two baru TER'fall' pulak)
Like picnics? : Hell yeah


-Who-


Who did you last yell at? : Little sissy

Who was the last person you danced with? : Myself. try to imitate on SS501- Love like this, I'm your man, please be nice to me, and SUPER JUNIOR SORRY SORRY. HAHAHAHAHA
Who last made you smile? : Jin Won (Watched my mom ,super mom just now)



-Final Questions-



What are you listening to right now? : Kim Hyun Joong, Please be nice to me :)

What did you do today? :MAKAN,Tv,FB,You-tubing,Blogging,Kim hyun joong-ing, SS501-ing
Are you the oldest? : Yeah and i look old too :( mak cik-looks
Indoors or outdoors? : Honestly OUTDOOR, but i don't have the opportunities. Can it be an exucuse?



-Last person who-

(Xhabis lagi??)



You talked to on the phone ? : Ayah. Asking me to open the gate. hehe

Made you cry? : Tengok cerita My mom super mom tadi. Sikit la. Setitik dua. Time Choi kang buat salah kat mak dia and dia mintak maaf gila-gila tu. :'( yeah yeah yeah call me si chembeng.
You went to the mall with ? : Family and friends
Who cheered you up ? : Family and friends


-Have you-



Been to Mexico ? : Belum. kenapa?

Been to USA ? : You mean America? Hahahahahahaha Belummm :))))


-Random-



What books are you reading right now? : Man and boy. Not yet to be finished
Best feeling in the world? : Grateful and realizing something good

Future kids name? : Nurul Husna Qazreena? He he he he he GATAL

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? : Yeah. even with a real animal. AWANG

What's under your bed? : Tak de ruang bawah katil. Katil bertutup
Favourite sport (s) : Sepak bola kat dinding again and again and again sampai ayah kata 'kakak, kalau kamu main futsal, mesti org takut. macam bulldozer ! '
Favourite place : Rumah sendiri
Who do you really hate? : org yg biadap
Do you have a job? : Nope. are you offering me one now?

What time is it now? : 11.00 PM.


p/s : with however long it took you to complete this, post as " banyak tanya betul!" and tag 15 people. If not you will be married with someone call ATUK or NENEK.!

The lucky people i tagged are :-

15 orang yang nak buat soalan ni. :) SMART HAH?

Aku tak berapa Melayu ?

Tadi ayah bagi kerja rumah dohh. Homework.

Ayah kata " ambil surat khabar ,tgk rencana Teo Kok Seong. Nanti ayah nak tanya apa dia 7 ketuanan melayu "


I was hah? Terkebek beberapa ketika. Sedang khusyuk tgk skyrunners kat dapur.
Oh okay okay.


Hahaha. Then wa baca surat khabar tu. Gua lupa ape yg ayah suruh baca ha? takpe-takpe, baca je semua. hah, semua la sangat.


tapi gua agak-agak ingat je nama penulis tu. Kadang-kadang kalau rajin gua baca jugak la ruangan rencana tu. Sumpah mmg sangat berat la bahagian tu untuk gua. Tapi kadang-kadang gua PAKSA diri baca. Tahun ni ada la 3 kali kot aku baca. Gahaha

Kalau baca pun tengok tajuk jugak la. Haritu aku baca Ridhuan Tee tulis, tp tanya aku balik aku dah lupa.


Kembali kepada Teo Kok Seong punya artikel. Mmg terbaik la ayat2 dia. Aku tak faham.


Malam pukul 9.32 balik dari makan malam, ayah tanya ; dah baca yg ayah suruh td tu?"

Anak Sulung; Dah, tapi kakak tak faham. Serius x dapat apa yg ayah suruh carik td eh?

Ayah; Pergi ambik surat khabar tu, gariskan isi-isi dia yg ayah nak td.

Anak Sulung; :0 wah sound so seriusss pak


So aku pun pergi la ambik surat khabar kat dapur and baca balik. Bapak ah, tak fahammmm


Ayah; Kolum no 3, perenggan no berapa tah. Cuba baca.


PEHHHHHH, PONING AKU TADI



So nak dijadikan cerita saya akhirnya membuat sesuatu yang berguna tadi. Ngehehehe




NAK TAU TAK? BAGI YG TAK TAU?

APA ITU LEGITIMASI WATAN? KETUANAN MELAYU

(Copied from berita harian online)


Ketuanan Melayu sebagai istilah dan konsep yang dianggap jelik oleh sesetengah pihak itu, sebenarnya adalah legitimasi watan, yakni hak orang Melayu/Bumiputera yang sah, terhadap wilayah yang bernama Tanah Melayu sebagai penduduk asalnya.

Legitimasi watan ini boleh wujud dalam beberapa bentuk. Antaranya adalah Kedaulatan Raja-Raja Melayu, yakni penghormatan kepada etnik Melayu sebagai anak watan negara ini yang dimanifestasikan dalam bentuk Raja Melayu selaku pemerintah dan orang Melayu sebagai rakyat. Dalam konteks ini, kata tuan merujuk kepada gelaran Raja/Sultan Melayu yang memerintah, dan Ketuanan Melayu pula adalah pemerintahan oleh Raja/Sultan Melayu.

Dalam sistem Raja Melayu dan orang Melayu ini, yang diperkemas dalam Perlembagaan Persekutuan pada 1957, legitimasi watan ini mencakupi tujuh perkara. Pertama bumi yang dihuni ini dipanggil Persekutuan Tanah Melayu sebagai nama Melayunya. Perkara kedua, sebahagian bumi ini disimpan khas untuk orang Melayu dan dikenali sebagai Tanah Simpanan Melayu. Perkara ketiga, keselamatan bumi ini sebahagiannya diamanahkan kepada pasukan tentera yang digelar Regimen Askar Melayu.

Keempat, sistem pemerintah beraja yang dipanggil Raja-Raja Melayu. Perkara kelima ialah Islam dijadikan Agama Persekutuan. Perkara keenam ialah Bahasa Melayu menjadi bahasa negara ini. Yang ketujuh ialah perlindungan terhadap orang Melayu selaku anak watan dalam bentuk Kedudukan Istimewa Orang Melayu.

Dengan ada semua ini, legitimasi watan tetap memberi perlindungan kepada orang bukan Melayu yang merupakan penduduk bukan asal. Mereka diterima menjadi warga negara, layak memiliki tanah, diterima menganggotai pasukan tentera, ikut dilindungi sebagai rakyat Raja-Raja Melayu, dibenarkan terus menganuti agama lain selain Islam, boleh mengajar dan mempelajari bahasa etnik masing-masing, dan dijamin kepentingan absah mereka yang tidak boleh sekali-kali dicabuli.

Adakah semua ini, menunjukkan Ketuanan Melayu itu bersifat diskriminasi terhadap orang bukan Melayu, sehingga perlu disingkirkan daripada Perlembagaan Persekutuan, seperti dikehendaki sesetengah pihak?

Ketuanan Melayu, walaupun dipanggil dengan apa jua nama lain, misalnya legitimasi watan, tetap adalah kelayakan penduduk asal negara ini yang halal terhadap tanah tumpah darah mereka. Meskipun demikian, orang Melayu bersedia berkongsi kelayakan ini dengan orang bukan Melayu, dalam semangat permuafakatan etnik, yang dikenali sebagai kontrak sosial yang kini dimasukkan dalam Perlembagaan Persekutuan.





Poning tak?


Okay gua ringkaskan.


1)Tanah ini dinamakan Tanah Melayu
2)Tanah Rizab untuk orang melayu
3)Regimen Askar Melayu
4)Raja-raja Melayu
5)Agama Islam sebagai agama rasmi
6)Bahasa Melayu sbg bahasa kebangsaan
7)Hak-hak dan keistimewaan orang melayu


Nak penerangan tak?


Umm aku cuba la ea. Aku pun tak tau sangat;

Penerangan yg pendek je tau.


1)Malaysia ni harus dikenali dgn tanah persekutuan TANAH MELAYU.

jangan mintak penerangan sangat lah, saya tak pandai sejarah.

*tak tau camne boleh dapat A untuk PMR dgn SPM. Gahhhhaahha
(riak tak ;p )


2)Perlu ada tanah yang di reserve kan untuk org melayu. Pernah tgk x signboard
'TANAH RIZAB' ? kat tepi-tepi KTM ke? ha, tu tanah 'RESERVE' untuk org MELAYU sahaja


3) Tentera-tentera mmg la tak terbatas pada orang Melayu je, tapi kalau
REGIMEN ASKAR MELAYU pulak,

Rejimen Askar Melayu DiRaja merupakan pasukan terunggul di dalam Angkatan Tentera Malaysia. Pada kemuncaknya, pasukan ini mempunyai kekuatan sebanyak 27 batalion. Askar Melayu kini mempunyai kekuatan 25 batalion.
Askar Melayu hanya dianggotai oleh anggota-anggota berketurunan Melayu sahaja, tidak seperti Rejimen Renjer DiRaja dan lain-lain rejimen dalam Tentera Darat Malaysia yang boleh dianggotai oleh anggota dari pelbagai kaum.

-Cilok-ed from wikipedia-

*Ni yg berbaris kat depan-depan Raja kalau hari kemerdekaan,yg pakai baju putih samping biru gelap tu yg ada pedang-pedang tuu.


4)Raja sebagai simbol ketua di negara ni. Alah ni kan ada dalam subjek LAW. Tak yah explain sangat la ya? dah mengantuk ni, ZzzZzZ


5)Agama islam sbg agama rasmi ni umum mmg tau kan? kan?


6)Bahasa Melayu sbg bahasa rasmi pun tau kan?


7)Hak istimewa untuk orang Melayu pun tau kan kan? UiTM hak Melayu dan bumiputera antara keistimewaan :)




Nothing Much pun, cuma rasa malu sebagai orang melayu saya tak tau pun legitimasi watan ni

Mr.Teo Kok Seong yg bukan melayu ni lebih tahu malah 'Menyapot' Ketuanan kita ni sendiri sedangkan ada antara kita sebagai orang Melayu yg tak hargai malah menolak kebenaran ni?


MANUSIA MMG SUSAH BERSYUKUR KAN?



Ada tak sehari kita tak minta apa-apa cuma menadah tangan bersyukur atas segala yang diberi? Ada tak?

Radiohead - Creep (Cover) by Kim Hyun Joong of SS501

IM GONNA LOVE RADIOHEAD AFTER THIS. BEFORE THIS I DON'T HAVE GUTS TO LISTEN TI RADIOHEAD.THERE'S FEW MALE FRIENDS WHO SUGGEST ME THIS BAND. HAHA, MAMAT AND ARAN; AT LAST I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS BAND. THANKS TO KIM HYUN JOONG <3

Just imagine

This will be my shortest post okay :




JUST IMAGINE HOW HANDSOME KIM HYUN JOONG WILL BE IN BAJU MELAYU ?


*GAHHHHH. MELTING,DROOLING LIKE EFFING CRAZY !






haha. this is not kim hyun joong. this is alexander from U-KISS. gehehe. just imagine how handsome KHJ will be ! yAHHHH

curik this gambar from i-don't-remember-which-blog. credit2 :)

Bad and rotten yet sweet

Tadi En. Shuhaimi secara tidak sengaja telah membawa saya ke 8 tahun dahulu. Okay sebelum tu saya nak buat satu pengakuan dulu.

Cik hidayah, saya terkejut anda menjumpai blog-bodoh-tak-seberapa saya ni. Serius, saya malu. Apa-apa pun trimas sebab jadi follower. Secara jujurnya saya memang tak sama dgn apa yg mungkin anda bayangkan. Atau mungkin juga sama. Ya, dikelas saya tak bercakap sangat tetapi ketahuilah hakikat bahawa saya seorang yg banyakkkkkk cakap. Di samping itu saya juga ada masalah tak boeh tak mencarut. Ummm. Saya sedang cuba berubah. Yeah im tryin fucking hard. Opss did i just swear again? Damn it :)

Saya juga sebenarnya lebih suka orang tidak mengenali diri saya dan saya juga telah menjadikan blog ini sebagai satu escapism terbesar saya buat masa ni.

I'll write whatever crap i like, i'll express almost 50% of my emotions here. That is why i'll go gelabah when people read my shits.

As the title given it is thoughts and shits normally the thoughts could be the worst shits but that's it. I'm the fool who write shits.

If there's a reader out there i'm very sorry to let you to read My Shits. Mianhae


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Okayy mari kembali ke pangkal jalan.

AMARAN: Saya cakap td yg saya tak nak org tau pasal saya tp kat sini saya nak
membocorkan beberapa bahagian drama dlm hidup saya. Kenapa? Sbb saya terasa
nak cerita.
NOTE: I'll only write when i feel to, jd kalau nmpak 'entri bodoh' itu adalah
kerana saya memaksa diri utk update sesuatu dan bukannya ikhlas.



Lebih kurang 8 tahun yg lalu, (treneneng neneng neneng; sound effect flash back)


saya bersekolahagama di sekolah agama rakyat taman marida. Pengetuanya pada waktu itu ialah ALLAHYARHAM Ustaz Mansor. Beliau merupakan jiran saya. Selang sebuah rumah sahaja daripada rumah wan.


Masa mula-mula masuk sekolah agama, gua darjah empat waktu tu. Sumpah mmg gua malas, gua mmg jahat. Gua tak suka pegi sekolah agama. Penat laa. Balik je sekolah pagi, makan tengah hari, tidur kejap then nanti mak kejut mandi. Dah la kena pegi jalan kaki, pehh panas2. Dah la lorong nk ke masjid tu gila scary dgn rumah tinggaal kat tepi tu gila tak kondusif la. Aku yg tak berapa nak berani ni mmg selalu terbayang-bayang benda tak baik. Gila negatif lahh. Tau tak dlm rumah kosong tu ada conteng-conteng dekat dinding ' aku cium peluk kau '


Nak mampus? Memang wajar la aku takut kan? kan? kalau kau seorang budak perempuan yg berusia 10 tahun takut tak? takut tak? Takut doh.

Aku mmg penakut dan naif. Gahahaha NAIF kah?


Okay, okay 8 years back i was a kid who always wanted to have fun. That's it. FUN.
Isn't it fun to have fun? Funny Hhaha :)


Perkara pertama dlm kepala hotak aku bila sampai je kat sekolah ;

Berapa jam lagi before balik ?

Mengantuk sangat sebab aku tak minat belajar agama time tu. Nauzubillah.
Tp serius waktu tu aku lg prefer pg sekolah petang (sek.rendah) utk pegi bersukan.
Petang-petang kat sekolah ada sukan. Samada latihan rumah sukan atau mmg sukan2 tertentu. Time tu aku sangat suka bersukan. Tak tipuu. Time tu boleh lari berapa kali padang pun aku tak kisah. SEKARANG? Sumpah satu padang pun aku dah gila rabak semput. Gemuk sangat dahh sekarang ni, Dulu tak la gemuk cenggini tp still gemuk jugak. *aku tak pernah kurusdaripada dulu. OPP bukan TAK PERNAH. (BELUM) bukan tak pernah tapi BELUM. saya ulang BELUM :)))


So nak dijadikan cerita gua selalu la ponteng sekolah agama. Samada pura-pura tidur tak sedarkan diri sengaja tak nak pergi sekolah agama atau SERONG. Ya, seawal 10 tahun lg aku dah serong. Tp serong tu tak la pegi mane. Pegi sekolah rendah je. Pergi sana tengok org bersukan. TGK ORG MAIN PING-PONG. TGK ORG MAIN BADMINTON.

Agak-agak time asar dah masuk pgi sekolah agama balik. Tapi tak pegi sembahyang pun.Mengaku peot. Duk dalam kelas je then gi beli belah kat kedai ustazah zainab dgn ustazah apa ya lagi sorang tu. Ustazah putih2 sejuk je muka dia.

Hidup2 aku tipu ustazah tu kata aku dah datng haid. Dah la ponteng kelas kata ada hal kat sekolah rendah. (ustaz/ustazah selalunya benarkan)

Ye ye je ustazah ingat aku ni aktif, selalu pegi sekolah konon-konon ada hal then konon-konon aku ni matang sbb dah period. BAHHHHHH. gila jahat aku dulu.


Aku ingat Luqman pernah ckp ' kau tipu. kau mana dtg haid lagi. kau malas nak sembahyang kan? kalau kau dah haid mesti muka kau banyak jerawat'

hahahaha. kantoi je.

aku pun tak ingat ape jawab balik kat dia. Luqman dolu-dolu lagi nakal. Kelakar gila rabak pun ye jugak. Tapi sekarang dia TAHFIZ laaa gila. Tak salah aku cik jah kata dia kat Mesir ke Jordan mana tah.

Yg tak boleh bla, umi dgn ayah kalau jumpa dia mst cakap : td umi nampak menantu kat masjid. LALALALA~

itu kawan kakak la mi, dah lama kot tak contact dgn dia sejak habis UPSR dulu lagi.


Kembali ke Sri Pentas;

Perkara-perkara bangang tapi seronok dan insyaallah aku tak lupa ;

1) (Aku suka gila time ni ) Sebab selalu senyap-senyap ponteng sekolah agama, pegi lepak library tgk Ezzah jd pustakawan, cikgu sanizah offer aku jd librarian jugak. Tp aku x isi borang pun, takut umi marah. So ada la aku jd Librarian dlm seminggu kot, tak tukar baju kuning pun.

Aku suka time CUCI library :D Time tu mmg best gila rabak lah. DGN CIK JAH, BEWAN , BORHAN, DAN syiapa ya seorang lg namanya?


Gila punya cuci, main air macam nak BAH. Siram orang dari atas. Yahaha. Gila basah lencun aku hari tu. I'm having so much fun till it still can be felt today. (betul ke ayat tu?)


2) Curik-curik main hoki. Ada pemilihan hoki. Aku dan sekonyong-konyong rakan yg lain telah pergi ke pemilihan itu, beridola kan cik Syarul Azren serta determination to have a 'grays' hockey stick saya pergi ke pemilihan itu. I think i did my best but unfortunately cikgu Suzana time tu selalu ingat aku tak buat latihan, aku pun tak tau kenapa. Dia asyik tanya " awak dah buat ke belum" dah cikgu. saya dah buat. banyak kali kot. padahal aku buat semua yg dia suruh buat. Umm adakah sebab saya gemuk cikgu ingat saya curi tulang? Sedih ouhh. Kawan-kawan lain dapat aku tak dapat. Wan, Linda, ngn Nabila dapat bhaii.

Yelah mcm mana nak berkat umi ingat aku pergi sekolah agama tp sebenarnya aku pegi main hoki. Ayakk. Aku tak ingat bab ni, tapi umi kata umi pernah lempang aku. Umi kata sbb balik lambat,umi lempang depan rumah allahyarham Hj Rahman waktu tu. Kenapa aku boleh lupa ha? Sumpah tak ingat, Suppose benda-benda macam ni kena ingat kan? Tapi aku jarang nak ingat benda xbaik jadi kat aku atau benda-benda sedih time kecik-kecik dulu.

Kalau dah besar tu ingat la sikit. Itu pun tak ingat main reason benda tu jadi. Aku pun tak tau kenapa aku susah nak ingat. Even mimpi pun bukan senang aku nak ingat. Kalau best mimpi tu aku just tau, aku mimpi best tadi tp mimpi hape ar?

(okay dah menyimpang)

3)Takde hal pun dkt sekolah tp ajak farah pegi sek.rendah. lepak kat pondok guard
(gua kamceng ngn staff sekolah bhaii) borak-borak kosong.mcm fork kan perangai? astagfirullahalzim.

4) Aku pernah buat ritual bangang iaitu pemusnahan cincin yg dikatakan berhantu. Tah bangang apa masuk dlm otak aku. Aku pegi buat cerita yg cincin aku ni berhantu. Padahal tu cincin free beli gula-gula 20sen. So aku,farah farhan,dan siti nornadiyana (kalau lah dia google nama, ketahuilah saya ingat lg semua ni. kekeke) kitorang telah berlari-lari mengelilingi sebuah pokok besar dkt belakang pondok guard sekarang dah takde sbb dah ada building pink kat situ. So kitorang pusing-pusing pokok tu sambil selawat ke hape tah then campak cincin tu kat pokok tu. Kahkahkahakh tah hape benda la yg kiterang buat waktu tu.
Aku ingat lagi Safwan nampak, then dia cakap "apa yg korang buat ni? syirik-syirik"
hebat kan dia boleh mengeluarkan perkataan syirik time tu.
*safwan ialah jejaka hot kelas 3 kuning waktu tu.aku pun antara org yg crush on him. hahahha.

5)Time ni umi masuk wad, operation untuk buang 'sees' tak tau cmne nak eja. lama jugak umi warded. 2kali operate xsalah. Minor satu major satu. So aku telah menceritakan ttg hal ini kepada 2 sahabat baik waktu tu, farah dgn diyana. Dierang pun nangis sama dengar cerita aku. Then suddenly diearang bagi sorang 40sen kat aku time tu. So i was very touched. Tapi menggunakan duit tu, aku telah beli sesuatu untuk dihadiahkan kpd umi. Tak silap, ye mmg tak silap aku beli buku nota 2 ketul warna biru and kertas warna kaler oren . Aku balut n bagi kat umi. Hahahaha. Ape benda tah aku buat. Siap petik bunga orkid dpn rumah wan bg kat umi. hehehehe

Kenapa mesti buku nota? hahaha. dahlah aku sorok kat mana tau? takut ayah jumpa and marah aku membazir? aku letak bwh kain alas iron board. faham tak? kan iron board ada pengalas kan? aku selit bawah tu. and OF COURSE la ayah nampak. Derrr nak gosok baju kan? Kaw kaw la jumpa. hahahaha. tah kenapa la aku sorok kan kat situ. kekekeke

6)Bersama-sama farah farhan dan siti nornadiyana juga kami telah bercerita pasal politik. Hhahaha. Sungguh aku tak menipu ni. Time tu aku sokong Pas. hahahaha. Farah dgn diyana sokong BN. utk beberapa hari kitorg duk cakap2 la apa yg 'kitorang rasa kitorang tau' pasal parti tu. sedangkan kitorang 'memang tak tau apa-apa' darjah 3 doh. aku salin balik je apa yg orang cakap.

Yg mcm bangs nye, dah beberapa hari aku menginfluence diyana ngn farah dorg pun telah berkeputusan utk menyokong pas. hahaha the next day, borak-borak lagi pasal politik, suddenly farah cakap dgn nada yg sangat sebak ; " semalam aku nampak bendera pas terkoyak separuh, aku sedih sangat" hHhHhhHAHAHAHA. time tu aku pun sedih sama! tapi hari ni, aku gelak-gelak sambil menaip. gahahahaha. apahal lakitorang emo sangat bendera tu koyak. Aku ingat lagi farah siap lukis macam mana bendera tu.

*Farah berjaya lukis dgn jaya. dia hebat melukis. sumpah ! seni elit kott.

(Lokasi:belakang pondok pengawal)


6) Cerita ni aku tak ingat, ayah yang cerita haritu, time tu aku baik dengan Luqman. Kitorang la kaki reformasi kat sekolah. hahaha. ni mesti pengaruh mak bapak ouhh. padahal diorang bukan la terlibat ngn politik.mybe aku dengar ayah cerita dgn tuk ajid kot.


ceritanya mcm ni, hari tu ada kelas seni. semua orang disuruh lukis bendera. tak kesah lah bendera apa. so ramai la yg lukis bendera negeri sembilan. Sebab senang kan? mana yg hebat tu akan lukis bendera malaysia. tau tak aku lukis apa? ayah kata time tu ayah tunggu aku kat gajah menyusur (laluan pelajar) ayah nampak aku lambai-lambai ayah sambil pegang lukisan bendera tu. Orang lain semua pandang aku then pandang ayah...... (apahal?)


Aku lukis bendera PAS. HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH

ayah kata,aku kata; senang nak lukis and warna. bulat dan hijau gyaaaaa aigooooo

* time darjah 2. guru seni ; Pn. Zalina (cikgu favorite)





Okay apa lagi benda bangs yg pernah aku buat let me randomly type it here;

* nyanyi lagu JIKA-MELLY GOSLOW dgn anak cikgu Jamilah, dkt belakang dewan.

* pegi tgk Ezzah main ping-pong. tau tak aku pakai tudung dgn shorts. ya,allah sumpah aku tak tipu. shorts tu baru. bawah lutut, so aku dgn selambanya tarik seluar tu kebawah sikit agak ada la seinchi ternampak kaki bawah aku. dah la aku tukar baju tu time kat sekolah agama. sumpah orang pandang je aku. YA,ALLAH apalah yg aku fikirkan time tu?

*lagi? ummm, ponteng sekolah agama sebab g kecek kat cikgu yg aku nak g kursus
'generasi gemilang' anjuran puteri islam. but worth it. aku ngn Ezzah berjaya pergi. Wuuhu. Time kat pusat dakwah tu pun antara benda yg aku tak boleh lupa. ya sangat manis. Time aku aku glamour sikit sebab nama manja aku. Eyeww. Tak nak bagi tau. Tapi berjaya la memfofularkan aku ketika berada disitu. Dan ya, aku juga sempat carik gaduh dengan budak sekolah rahang. 3 orang eh yg aku gaduh kan. Perhh kecik-kecik lg dah berbakat jd mafia nehh.

*haqhahaha yang ni aku tak boleh lupaaaaaa ;

aku gaduh ngn Ezzah, then aku buat keputusan untuk......


"Hello Assalamualaikum, ini mak Ezzah ke? Saya ni kawan dia, Afiqah. Sya harap apa yang saya cakap ni tak menyinggung perasaan mak cik.

KAHAHAHAHAKAKAHKAHKAH. OKAY SAMBUNG

"anak mak cik ejek saya. Dia kata saya gemuk" kihkihkihkihkihkihkihkihkih

malu bodohh. apahal la aku pg telefon cik min?


hahaha tau tak cik min kata apa?


" oh ye ke? mak cik nak tanya ni, anak ni gemuk tak?"

aku jawab "a'ah" hihihihi


cik min : " macam ni lah, mak cik minta maaf sangat-sangat dgn anak/afiqah (tak ingat) nanti Ezzah balik nanti mak cik marah dia ya? "

budak gemuk : "oh ok. mintak maaf ya mak cik kalau mak cik tersinggung. okay assalamualaikum"



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Jang kau ingat tak? mesti kau ingat kan? Time darjah 5. :D


aku ingat lagi the next two days kita baik balik kan? and kau ajak aku pergi rumah kau sebab nak lawat puteri nur asmida time tu.

Gila selamba aku boleh pegi rumah dia setelah aku call mak dia.

AND aku jugak ingat time pegi rumah Kau jang, bewan menganjing aku 'saya harap mak cik tak tersinggung dengan kata-kata saya" hahahahaha tp time tu aku tak rasa malu.

hahaha aku memang tak kenal apa itu malu time tu. kekekekeke

aku jugak ingat time tu, ayah kau baru beli pisto permainan yg tembak pakai bullet bulat kuning tu. sakit dohh. tp kau tak tembak aku pun. kau yg cerita benda tu sakit kalau kena.


ya aku juga ingat kau cuba meletakkan iron yg suam-suam kuku kat aku. tujuan saja-saja. aku ngn katrul lari lintang pukang time tu.


hari tu jugak kau cerita ngn aku yg kau baru dapat tau yg Raimi salah nyanyi lagu senario. suppose perkataan tu apa tah, tp Raimi nyanyi lain


Hai, hai, hai aku tak taula kenapa benda ni masuk dalam otak kekal aku. hahhhhhhhishh




Okay ape lagi benda bods yg pernah aku buat.



okay ingat.

Time ni kat Melaka;

Pergi water world a'famosa, aku ngn kak long telah menaiki slide yg gila panjang tu. and mungkin disebabkan laju sangat ke atau berat sangat ke. pelampung kitaorang terbalik. kak long cuba menyelamatkan pelampung tapi aku trauma gila kot waktu tu. so aku sambil berdiri pegang tepi slide tu and jerit sekuat hati.

"TOLONG. TOLONG SAYA. TOLONG. TOLONG SAYA " hahahahahahahahahahaha

kak long marah kot time tu, kak long kata tak payah lah. (just naik balik atas pelampung tu dah ok je rasanya) tapi aku exaggerating gila time tu.

nak tau apa jadi? seorang lifeguard yg bertubuh sasa telah memanjat tiang-tiang slide yg sumpah tinggi tu utk dukung aku bawak turun. Sumpah ini cerita benar.
Waktu tu ayah mud suppose tunggu kitorang exactly kat bawah tu but maybe kitorang tak turun-turun lagi and ada org lain pulak yg turun dulu (yes, there were few people who passing us and only can look at us tercengang-cengangly)


aku nangis gila kot time tu. trauma.


so bagi menenangkan fikiran ayah mud suruh aku duk kat tangga tepi tu je. Aku tak ingat macam mana kak long turun?

so nak dijadikan cerita, next to the slide yg aku naik tu there's another slide but with bumbung means slide yg terowong tu. Shit i hate that terowong dulu-dulu. Lemas aku kat dalam tu. Panjang slide tu sama ngn slide yg aku naik td.


So aku pandang je orang-orang yg turun dr slide tu. So aku telah ternampak seorang budak lebih kurang umur aku je, perhh terbaik la dia landing. muka masuk dalam semua tinggal kaki je kat atas. lama jugak lah dia cmtu. sumpah air tu dalam bagi ketinggian cam aku time tu mmg acup la. tht's why ayah mud tunggu kat bawah. aku cakap kat kak long " long, tengok budak tu. hebat gila"
lama jugak nak tunggu dia naik balik.


Dan dan je dia naik aku terus jerit 'ALIFF'

hahaha alep rupanya. Cousin aku. Adik kak long. Terus je ayah mud g kat dia pegi ambik dia. sama-sama kitorang menenangkan diri kat tangga tu. Lepas tu kitorang terus main kat tempat lain. Tak main side tu dah.

peh bila boleh pegi lagi ni?

*time ni kalau tak salah time darjah 2/3/4 la.



Okay penat dah. Tapi adik cakap: "kamu tulis tak pasal baju tersangkut tu?"

hah? oh hahahaahahha. belum.


pasal baju tu tak salah aku time aku 4 tahun. umi kata " adik, pakai baju yg umi dah sediakan ni, umi pegi kedai depan tu saja. pergi beli breakfast. adik duduk dgn ayah tau." maybe sebab aku lasak sangat and maybe time tu umi takut breakfast habis. umi sediakan baju lain. tapi aku pegi ambik baju favourite aku. baju dinosour tu. memang sah-sah tak muat lagi. ya membesar dgn jayanya. pehh tersangkut la pulakkkkkkkkk.


maka dengan baju yang cuma sebelah tangan sahaja yg berjaya masuk and yg lagi satu separa masuk dan STUCK.serta berseluar kuning kot. aku berlari keluar rumah menjerit "umiiiiii"
sebab aku dah lemas. hahahaha gila memalukan !

umi: "astagfirullahalazimmmmmmmmmm"



hahaha seronok teringat masa kecik-kecik dulu. Buat salah pun tak apa sebab tak pe.


Dah besar ni, Tak logik nak buat perkara-perkara tu lagi.

Oh bagusnya jadi budak-budak :')

Entri bodoh 2

pada suatu hari telah saya berjalan-jalan ke casa moda. Saya telah berjumpa dengan cik meeya dan adiknya yang comel encik nabil. perh nabil mulut manis ya? " kak, cantik warna ni dgn akak sesuai je. cuma jarang sikit " wahh nabil panggil umi kak ye? habis kawan kak meeya awak ni nk panggil hape? kekeke. cool la nabil, sabar gile. setelah membeli belah tanpa menyedarkan diri, kami telah berjalan pula ke jusco yg tak jauh daripada casa moda.


Apa lagi, cari sushi :)

Tetapi saya telah menjumpai sesuatu yang lebih menarik :))

WHOAAAA MY CHEM DAHH KELUAR ALBUM BARUUUU


tak tau pulak dah keluar bhaii :D



Maka pulang sahaja ke rumah lantas ku meng'on' wireless dan terus ke 4shared;

my chemical romance- na na na gahhhahhhhh. TERBAIK


well ther's some fans who really despise this album, they said that ;

this is pop you fuck. kekeke. chill lahh

it just a new version of my chem. so far i don't have problem with it.

I admit that this album is way way tooo different with the other albums.
Alah, i notice this changes start daripada 3 cheers 4 sweet revenge lagi kot.
First yg i brought you my bullet, you brought me your love mmg gila cool la.
second 3 cheers 4 sweet revenge tu still cool gila lagi.
tp time the black parade tu byk jugak lagu die x berapa nak MCR.

ramai yg suka i don't love you dgn teenagers (cro suke) tp tp tp
bagi i tu antara selemah-lemah lagu mereka. kekeke


i suka this is how i disppear :)

and paling penting 3 cheers semua lagu dia best gila babass.




satu lagi penemuan, i baru tau yg kat jusco ada korean cuisine. gila la tak tau pun


so hari tu i telah makan kimchi fried rice :)





na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Loser

what does it feel to be a loser?

Have you ever felt of being a loser just to read someone else' blog?
Did you feel useless after found out that you drooling over some hot guys?
Have you ever been laughed for what your dream are?
Have you ever felt nervous of what other people will think of you?
Have you ever lost in your own imagination?
Have you ever felt tired to correct things on your own?
Did you feel pathetic just because you say something that you wanted to say?

Pernah kah anda rasa loser gila sebab anda bandingkan diri anda dgn org lain?
Pernah tak rasa loser bila kena ikut bayang-bayang orang kat depan kau?




p/s: dah lama sangat duduk dlm draft

Puhh Lease Vote for you're favourite

Terbuka kepada pelajar UiTM Alor Gajah Melaka, Kolej Tun Merah, Level Kenanga.

Sila tinggalkan IC dan no matriks. Hahaha :)


1) Subject Killer Terbaikk:

a)LAW
b)FAR
c)MGT
d)BEL
e)MAF
f)CTU
g)KOKO


2) Movie Terbaik Semester 03 July-Nov 10:

a)Kuch-kuch hota hai
b)Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham
c)3 Idiots
d)Head over heals
e)Mirror, Mirror 2
f)Movie-movie dari YDA AWANG (vote2x!)


3) Dessert FINAL terbaikk:

a)Truffle
b)Pudding jagung
c)HUP SENG
d)Sambal belimbing Shiracro


4)Event terbaik Semester 03 July-Nov 10:

a)Shopping secara tidak sedar diri time awal sem
b)Melaka Maju 2010
c)Pergi pizza dengan Sheeqa
d)Berenang-renang sambil membaca buku MGT dan Database di Pantai Puteri


5)Public nuisance Terbaikk:

a)CHARLIE
b)KAMUS
c)Wawa
d)Dayah


6)Lauk FINAL terbaik:

a)Nasi + ikan keli
b)Maggi
c)Nasi Goreng bilik DPA
d)Lauk Gerai Kelemak <3

7)Perkara sweet terbaikk:

a)penciptaan kek kebahagiaan episod 1
b)Surprise bday Chichi
c)Surprise bday Nani smpai kak Reena turun
d)surprise bday 21/23/27 nov (boooo somebody)
e)tidur ramai-ramai time awal sem


8)Benda palat terbaikk semester 03:

a)selalu xde air kat level
b)sinki tersumbat
c)level blackout
d)ambik gambar dgn baju senior kesayangan
e)tangga tun merah still banyak mcm tu jugak


9)Penarik muka terbaikkkk:

a)Elle
b)Shiracro
c)Neesa Deen
(3 je calon akhir ! gahahaha)


10) Lagu rasmi Semester 03 July- Nov 2010:

a)Pujaan hati (Boooooo!)
b)Someone's watching over me



Soalan bocor:


Part 6 nak pegi mana?

1)Pulau perhentian
2)Pulau Redang
3)Universal Studio Singapore (Cite2 besar !)
4)Sunway Lagoon
5)Genting Highland

T.E.R.I.M.A K.A.S.I.H

Alhamdulillah. Syukur Ke Hadrat Ilahi, Oh Allah. Thank You.



Terima Kasih juga Kepada;

Shuhaimi mohd yusof (bagi permission)
Ariah ahmad (bagi permission)
Nur Shahirah Muhammad Idris
Fatin Atiqah Baharuddin
Nazzatul Aqilah
Ammar Amirul


1) Ali Baba ; Gila function. Okay aku first time tau naik. Genting pun tak sampai lg

2) Space Shuttle ; nampak noob je tp geli doh perut aku. (naik 2 kali bhaii)

3) Space cowboy ; macam tutt. lotih bolikat aku wey. poning. mcm kanak2 je

4) Bumper cars ; best best langgar undang2. Sorry Ammar Amirul, lutut kamu berdarah kah? tu lah kaki panjang sangat.

5) Main Itik ;hahaha, gua dapat rubic cube ! okay lah kann daripada dpt ultraman,kereta ben 10, dengan Cube ABC. dah la sampai huruf X je. hahaha

6) Dart ; ceh kali ni tak dapat apa2. time haritu dapat jugak lah pen !



Banyak gak aku membazir td. Tp kalau gembira, tak membazir kannnn?



Alhamdulillah. Best best best :)

Berani kau ya?

Okay, gambar ni bukan sekadar gambar je eh.




Benda ni aku rasa belum berlaku lagi, Sebab diorang jaga betul hati diorang tu daripada aku.

What aku ni fugly ke? Tak kan? Then? Ceh Ego lebih.


Tapi ada 2 makhluk Allah yg berjaya mencederakan aku;


1) Kim Hyun Joong. haha bosan tak? nasib laaaa. LALALALA


2)Pak Cik.



One is Far far away in South Korea and another one is near yet SOOO FAR.



Pak Cik, How I wish you could wish me a Happy Birthday.







Happy Birthday To me, Happy Birthday To Me, Happy Birthday To meeee~

Happy Birthday to Ordy <3

If i've done this to you before;

If you truthfully treasure a person, you should not hesistate to even speak nasty word to the person, so that he will grow.






If i've done this to you before, believe me. I won't say those words to you if you are not SOMEONE SPECIAL in my heart.

Why would i care you make a mistake when i don't really have you in my heart.

Opah Oh Opah

Tadi petang i went to Tok Sulaiman's House. Accompanying mom and wan for hari raya visit. Macam biasa jadi driver. Tak pa, che suka.Di pendek kan cerita, they were discussing about tanah. Tah ape masalah tah tadi. Tapi tu tak penting. Yelah bila orang tua berborak, orang muda which is only me waktu tu. Time diorang tgh berborak dengan ghairahnya. Muncul satu ingatan dalam hotak aku.




Ummm.

agak nya aku sempat tua tak?

Agaknya dah tua macam mana eh?

Siapa ATUK NYA ye nanti. gahaha. OK tipu je, bab ni baru terpikir.

(eh, tadi kata satu ingatan. ni dah banyak ingatan dah ni.)







Baik bayangkan~

Dengan kemodenan arus teknologi serba canggih sehingga segalanya dihujung jari,
apakah mungkin zaman tua kita nanti ; (kalau sempat tempuh la)









ATUK: Muhammad Zachery Nasrullah, where's your OPAH?

ZACH:OPAH? hmm i saw OPAH in the kitchen just now. Why dont you 'check it out' yourself. Sorry ATUK, im on Webcam. Sorry ya ATUK.

ATUK: NAH,It's kay Zach. I'll check her out.



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ATUK: Zach, i can't find OPAH. Where is this orang tua? I'm going out for a sec.

ZACH: Wait ar, ATUK. Hold on a sec.

ZACH: I saw OPAH bringing in a bunch of plastic bag from GIANT. She said that she's going to make truffle. She said that her FRIENDS are coming tonight. She said that her friends really love the truffle.

ATUK: Oh really? Do you know which friends of her ?

ZACH: UMMM, im not sure. But something like. One of them is kinda BIG in size, one is Keding with Tahi lalat. One with a short stomach.One is not really keding but also got tahi lalat.One is with a full lips.One with a YOUNGER HUSBAND.One with a pujaan hati ringtone for her mobile phone.and one with VIVA.

ATUK: Oh Ya,ALLAH. How many One do you have there? OHHH. They must be ur OPAH'S KAWAN SAMPAI MATI.

ZACH: Atuk, where are you going. Didn't you say that we're going to do the re-match for the Counter Strike Game? Come on Atuk. You're not scared huh?

ATUK: OH, c'mon. I just wanna give you some time to practice okayy?

ZACH:Anyways ATUK.Where are you going?

ATUK: Oh, i'm going to meet my new friend at STARBUCKS COFFEE dear. why? do you wanna go along? If you wanna, you better hurry up and change. PLEASE,not with those boxer okay?

ZACH: STARBUCKS? hmm sounds great. Is the bill on you? Okay i take that as YES. Wait ar ATUK.

ATUK: Zach !

ZACH: Yes ATUK?

ATUK: Don't forget to bring the i-pad.

ZACH: OKAY ATUK. Wait up.










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APA MACAM?




BERSEDIAKAH ANDA MEMBAYANG KAN NYA? NI BARU ATUK. OPAH BELUM LAGI WEYYY



TP OK LA KAN. DUNIA BERUBAH ASAL KAN IMAN DAN KETAQWAAN TU UTUH DAN KUKUH SERTA BERCAMBAH EVERYTHING IS FINEEEEEEEEE~







P/S: right now im not thinking of being an opah. But how to get an OPPA !

Hati Gatal

Baru sahaja menghabiskan Playful kiss dengan jaya dan cemerlang serta gemilang semalam.

Alhamdulillah sewaktu penontonan tiada gangguan atau halangan besar yg dihadapi seperti laptop disambar petir ke hapa la kan. Cuma gangguan minor seperti; adik memekak suruh suruh goreng nugget tempura atau terpaksa mandi sebab dah lama tak mandi.

Whoh. Baek Seung Jo, anda sangat hot. Gila punya hot. Your coldness is your hotness baybeh.

Baru la saya realise yg saya suka lelaki yg jual mahal. Hehehe malu siak nak berbicara tentang ni. Tapi demi nak post entri baru untuk blog bodoh yg dah berhabuk ni ku gagah kan juga.

Ommo this isn't my style laaa. Eeee malunya cakap pasal love thingy ni.
Come back to your sense
Come back
Come back


Cannot, he is way toooo hot toooo resist
Arghhhh

Just look at him



Ayayayayai yayayai

Attitude tu penting.
Kalau muka handsome nak mampos pun tapi perangai buruk mmg tak boleh blahh

And selalunya mcm tu lahh :'(

Okay dalam cerita ni, this guy named Baek Seung Jo has an IQ of 200. kira genius la

Average IQ level would be between 90-109
However IQ hendaklah di seimbangkan dengan EQ


Oh kejap. Apa itu IQ?

IQ is an abbreviation for Intelligence Quotient
EQ pula ialah abbreviation for Emotional Quotient


Kalau IQ tinggi melangit sekali pun tapi EQ rendah pun tak guna.

Benda ni kena seimbang okayh?


Back to Baek seung Jo. Beliau ialah Genius-pretty boy-yet-cold blooded creature

Tak boleh bla, tak study pun tp dapat full mark 500/500 Hape jadahnya weyy?
Aku bersabung nyawa menaiki tangga-tangga UiTM macam nak mampos pun sekadar nak target A je wey. Bukan Full Mark.Yelah, cerita. Tp tak mustahil ada orang macam ni and cerita macam ni in real life.

Dah la Genius, Handsome gila babas pulak. Adoii letih la mak macam ni. Handsome sangat. *melting melting melting*

Boleh tak? Dia pegi grade kan surat cinta yg orang bagi die? Gila sungguh. Betulkan grammar hape bagai. Perhh Kiwak gile doh.

Siap cakap ' I hate stupid girls ' hamboi, tau la dia genius. derhhh~ tak perlu la nak kutuk. hahaha. I bukan la terasa tp mewakili orang2 yg direject di luar sana. Daaaa I tak kena reject O.K.A.Y?
Tak saket hati ke? dah la depan org ramai doh.

Hahaha. Comel doh tengok cold-hearted person jealous. Sangat cute ouhh. gaaaaa,tak tunjuk kasih sayang tp nak jealous,pigidahh :) :) :)

aku suka ayat dia;

BSJ: you're cute.
every now and then.
there are also times when you're beautiful
from time to time.
but. why do i like you?
you're are not that pretty and you're only cute now and then.
Why would i always miss you.
You !
what did you do to me???

gagggghh *meting melting
such a cold person to say those words = menang loteri bhaiii



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Tutup cerita tu, hendak tau dengan lebih layut? eh lanjut. boleh cari sendiri eh kat you tube ada, kat viiki.net pun ade. Playful Kiss. Kalau korang tak suka korang punya pasal.


Baik mari saya konklusi kan apa jadah nya saya bercerita bagai nak almari kat atas tadi;

Bila kita tengok cerita cinta, mesti kita nak cerita cinta kita pun macam tu jugak kan? Tak pun komen dulu se das dua tang tang tang modified skit then berangan jadi kat kita pulak kan? Jangan nak tipu laaa wey.


Hmm. mmg terasa nak kahwin ni. Nak kahwin dgn Baek seung Jo.
heeee.



Secara realitinya, tak tau lagi jenis cinta macam mana yg akan kita lalui. Yang kita angan kan kah? atau yang tidak kita fikir kan langsung? atau mungkin yang kita tak ingin kan langsung.


Ada banyak pengalaman cinta yang aku dengar. Bukan lalui tapi dengar.

1)Kisah cinta R(bukan nama sebenar) dgn Bacang;
Kisah cinta pelajar sekolah agama yang dah makan 4 tahun. Putus sambung balik. Mak ayah dah approve.

2)Kisah cinta penuh Ego Kreko (bukan nama sebenar);
Cinta yg terhalang dek tembok ego yang besar. Putus di tengah jalan tak disambung
lagi.

3)Kisah cinta Cameron Highland;
Mintak pampasan dan ganti rugi dari pihak perempuan selepas clash

4)Kisah cinta Aiga (bukan nama sebenar);
Curang dgn ex lama tp tak nak mengaku n sibuk tekejar2kan kawan aku balik.

5)Kisah cinta sebulan RM 80;
Try-try couple. mcm mana rasanya couple. cukup sebulan clash. elok2 ajak dating
then she ditched tht man n said tht they are not compatible. hahaha ganas doh

6)Kisah cinta Nami(bukan nama sebenar);
Couple nak cuba-cuba jugak tp lepas tu clash. tp masalahnya mak dia suka pulak Maim (bukan nama sebenar)tu

7)Kisah cinta SMS vs Kuyu-kuyu;
bercinta kaw2 dalam sms. tp lelaki tu mmg tak layak utk kwn perempuan aku ni.
thank God diorang putus. Lelaki tu tak ikhlas ! Mata kuyu je lebihh

8)Kisah cinta suci Pak Guard;
Tanpa memikirkan status dan darjat si dia begitu ikhlas menyintai pak guard UiTM.
Xpe, Pak Guard juga layak untuk dicintai !

9)Kisah cinta antara 2 blok;
Berkenalan dgn rapat menerusi kelab bantuan kecederaan sukan. Tak dapat menerima
sebagai kekasih cukup sekadar kawan tp menyeksa jiwa dan raga batin kawan aku.

10)Kisah cinta piring hitam (kau tipu aku);
Terlupa dek arus pembangunan yg moden dan relisasi, kyusuk bermain kayu 6 lalu
di tinggalkam oleh lelaki yg begitu ikhlas menyintainya.

11)Kisah cinta on the way to bercinta;
Jumpa mak ayah sudah, format laptop pun sudah, teman naik tangga pun sudah. Hei
sudah-sudah lah. Nak cakap nak jangan seksa jiwa kawan aku wey.

12)Kisah cinta pixie dixie Vs Kamus jd batu penghalang;
Wey kau. Marah Nira jgn mainkan hati dan perasaan lelaki tp kau? Tak main kan perasaa dia? kau ber'syg' 'syg' dgn dia then kau suruh sia tolong kau usha budak
se'aras' dgn dia? tp kalau dia ambik gmbar dgn lelaki lain kau cemburu.
kau siap pegang tangan dia nak tukar gear then kau boleh minum soya bean dgn KAMUS
pulak? Kiwak betol









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TAPI YANG PENTING KISAH CINTA INI:


Dia sayang kita memang takde bandingan nya. Tiada apa yang boleh mengalahkan kasih sayang dia.Kalau kau mampu baca entri ni. ini antara bukti dia sayang kau. sebab kau boleh baca melalui mata dan otak kau, kau boleh guna jari dan tangan kau untuk scroll down ke bawah dan yg penting kau masih bernafas.


Ya, dia. Dia yg MAHA SEGALA. yg mencipta langit dan bumi. Yg kurniakan kau kasih sayang, hati dan perasaan. Dia juga yg beri kau ujian.


Ya, dia. TAPI,MACAM MANA KAU SAYANG DIA? MACAM MANA?

Takut Vs Tak Takut

Situasi Takut 1 :


Mak,kau dah nak tdo ke? (mak ialah spesies kawan yg baru) ala, cepatnye. Gua tak leh tdo ni. Tp rasa cam nak berak ni. Mak, kau dah tdo ke? Mak bangun la, teman aku g jamban nih. Aku TAKUT


Situasi Takut 2 :


Eh,takut la nak g jumpa madam. Nanti kalau dia tanya nape tak datang semalam? Aku nak jawab ape doh? Gtau dia yg aku keluar date ngn Zahiril ? Memang tak la. CUAK la wei

Situasi Takut 3 :


Alamak ai, TAKUT la nak tegur dia. Alah bukan aku yang buat dia dulu lagi pun. Yang dia nak sensitif-sensitif sangat ni kenapa? (Dung dung dung)


Situasi Takut 4 :


Ha? kena nak pegi kelas sorang-sorang ke? Tak nak lah,takut. Tak yah g kelas la hari ni.Nanti kena lalu tasik sorang-sorang. Tak mo TAKUT.


Situasi Takut 5 :

Tingkat berapa rumah you? 17? whoaa. perh cool syarl. Mana yg you kata boleh nampak swimming pool tu? Sini,? balkoni ni? wahh cantiknya. Ei, tapi tingginya! TAKUT la, kalau jatuh camne?

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Situasi Tak Takut 1:


Baby, rileks la. Mane ade orang nampak. Come lah here. Ala rileks la,dalam semak mana ada orang nampak lagi pun tasik ni malam-malam takde orang. Come. Mai che' mai. Mai kat abang. x_x


Situasi Tak Takut 2 :


Bak sini kertas kau, lecturer tak pandang tu. Eh macam mane kau dapat EOQ dia ni? kau guna method mana? Macam mana doh, barbie betul la. Bak la kertas kau tu ha, kedekut syarl. Takde lah, lecturer tak nampak.


Situasi Tak Takut 3 :

Eh, mak lu tau tak lu keluar ngn Zahiril pegi Pavillion semalam? Nak mampus? Kalau mak lu tau, mati gua kena sembelih bai. Gua kata lu pegi training Volley ball. Alah lek ar, Mak gua tak kan tau punya !


Situasi Tak Takut 4 :


Gila la kau. Kau buat kat mana? Boleh percaya ke ni? Tak de side effect ke? Ni kalau mati susah ni. Tak takut ke pakai susuk? Alah ape nak takut, nanti buang la.


Situasi Tak Takut 5 :

Sembahyang subuh pagi tadi? Urm? Takk.

Regarding to my post 'apa kau mulia sangat'

Erk, alamak. Nampak nya ada beberapa perkara yg perlu di clarify kan.

Umm, makna Cik Jah dengan kata-kata 'apa kau pikir kau mulia sangat' tu bukan dituju kan kepada saya. Atau pada kawan-kawan lain.

Urm, waktu tu saya dan cik Jah nak ke Giant Senawang. Tapi tak tau kenapa pegi dataran senawang waktu tu, then by the time cik jah yang tinggi ala-ala model ni nak park kereta dia berhampiran Watson ada seketul motor yang merasakan dirinya mulia telah menge'park'an diri di tempat kereta. Maka cik Jah telah mengeluarkan kata-kata "Wah, mulia sangat motor kau nak park kat sini"


Hhaahha, Waktu tu gua gelak gila babs lah. Cik Jah mmg selalu mengeluarkan frasa-frasa yang menarik dan akan diingati punya lah.


Nak di jadikan cerita, kata-kata tu kalau kita kupas kupas and kupas lagi memang boleh membuka minda. I loike, kata-kata tu mengingatkan aku tentang sikap diri sendiri sebab kadang-kadang ada benda yang terjadi pada aku and aku tak boleh terima.

Contoh : Junior benci kita and kutuk kita belakang-belakang. Bila nak difikirkan balik, ea eh. Mulia sangat ke aku ni nak orang respect aku? Apa murni sangat ke jiwa aku sampai orang tak boleh kritik aku. Apa aku ni sentiasa betul ke? Maksum kah aku sampai tak buat dosa?

Sedangkan baginda Rasulullah (saw) macam-macam orang fitnah malah hingga ke hari ini, setelah beratus-ratus tahun rasulullah wafat pun orang masih memfitnah baginda. Jadi kenapa lah aku sebagai golongan Marhain ini nak memuliakan diri sampai orang tak boleh kritik pulak? Baginda Rasulullah sendiri yang TERLALU MULIA itu sendiri mengatakan "Ada kaum yang Allah lebih mulia kan, iaitu umat ku sendiri"
Khairru ummah = umat yang terbaik.

Subahanallah. Selawat ke atas Baginda (saw)


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Awat hang pa tak boleh percaya kat aku macam mana aku percaya kat hang pa.






Kenapa hang pa mesti tarik muka?

Che' ingat-ingat balik, che' selalu tarik muka ka?

Che' Tak mau orang serba salah atau risau.

Tapi napa hang pa tarik muka?

Memang suka tengok che' serba salah na?

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