What ? 8 Hours ago?

Oh patut la mimpi


Oh patut la tergerak sangat hati ini. Etceh


Oh patut la kamu mengatasi pak cik.


Tahniah.


Kalau baik hati text la, ea?



Tak text pun tak pe. Faham :)

Boboy takut

Boboy takut.

Boboy buat reservation untuk transformers.

Online.

Then dia habaq ; Once you proceed bla bla bla ape benda tah saying that yang kalau dah tekan tu dia ambik duit kita la


Wey, gua dah masuk 2 ke tiga kali tah !

Dia yg cakap ada error in processing something-something LAH


















MACAM MANA KALAU DEPA CHARGE AKU DOUBLE OR TRIPLE ACCORDING TO THE NUMBER I'VE CLICKED THE PROCEED BUTTON ?


HOW?

HAWAU?


Onjoraguu?




OTTOKE?






RM 85 X 3 = RM255 !







Tolong lah jangan charge saya. Tolong lahhhhhhh

Saya nak awak.

Awak handsome bergaya

Awak kaya

Awak mewah

Awak juga boleh memenuhi kehendak saya dengan baik

I want you badly.

So bad that i can get mad already.

Jungmal ! (Seriously)

Kuruskan badan, SEKARANG

Situasi 1:

Handsome syarl No min woo. Subhanaallah handsomenyaaA

Okay, nak turunkan berat badan ! (chomp chomp chomp)

*sambil kunyah cokelat.

Situasi 2:

Weyai, asal aku tgk drama korea je mesti hati aku berkata-kata :

'Weh nak kurus lah dohhh camni, nak lelaki handsome. HAHAHA'

'Lelaki handsome mana nak perempuan gemuk.Ouch Ouch Ouch'

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Anak beranak;

SATU

Umi: Kakak, kecik kan 'pungkoq' kamu ni. Risaunya umi tengokk.

Kakak: Urm tu lahh, kakak pun risau jugak. (Chomp chomp chomp)

*sambil makan ais-krim

DUA

Umi: Berat kamu turun tak sem ni?

Kakak: Tak. Naik pun tak.

Umi: Control makan.

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8.15 malam

Umi: Satu large pizza berapa ringgit kakak?

Kakak: Entah, kita jarang beli karge. Regular RM 26 mcm tu kot.

Umi: Umi belanja satu large. Pergi la order (online). Umi nak yg ada tuna dgn nenas tu.

Kakak: Hawaiian tuna? Okayy.

Umi: Yg tu boleh order yg 'setaf-keras' punya tak?

Kakak: Cheesy Lava? Boleh

Umi: Ha, nak yg tu lah.

Cuba baca semula Situasi 1 dan 2 semula.

It doesn't match

Fallacies :)

HAHAHA

Cerita balik dekat umi,

Then umi cakap

'Ohhh, kamu salahkan umi ya? *wink wink. Jangan harap kamu nak merasa pizza dengan umi lagi. hihihi"

:)

TIGA

Ayah: Okay cepat, breakfast mana harini? Sambil drive out the car.

Kakak: (Menguapp) huaaa. sambil pandang adik. Mana?

Adik: Entah adik tak kisah

Kakak: Kakak pun.

Umi: Cepat buat keputusan...

Kakak: Urm? Along adik manja pun okay laa. Ada roti jala.

Umi: Eh, kita pergi McD la. Umi nak big breakfast.

Adik: Ha, adik pun nak sausage mc muffin.

Kakak :Yeayy !!

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-_-'

M a c a m M a n a. N a k K u r u s ? ? ?

Hahaha. Anyways, thanks to my parents who have always be the best persons in my life :)

Sarangahada!

Oh em geee

Try to type my blog's name and u'll find thoughts and shit tmblr i guess. And oh em gee

We may have things in common since we have the same idea to use the name of thoughts and shit just bezanya i punya shits banyak so that's why i put Shits instead of shit.

Okay, yg ni kena tulis dalam bahasa melayu, pasai dia mat salleh.

Hang tau dak?

Dia punya tmblr tu, dok cerita kisah-kisah dia main kat mana, berapa kali, posisi apa.

Aduhh makk, dah la sama nama, awatnyaaa lah duk XXXX sangat ouhhh

Ayiooh

Guano?

Ado gambar sekali tuhh.

Opps.

-__-'

main apa?

takkan main guli kott

You, yes YOU (1)

I typed and I back space.

I typed and I back space.

I typed and i can feel there's a thousands of butterflies in my stomach,

Really, i mean it.

I think about it and i started to sweat.

I wanna cry, but i won't cry.

I wanna hug you, pat you, and cry with you.

I wanna watch your back and pray silently.

But at this time being,

I don't think i have courage to walk towards you,

Because i don't know how to react once I've reached you

But, if you want me to be with you,

YES, I'll run towards you.

I will.

I will.

I always think about you,

And i always hope things will get better,

I 'll wait and I'll wait.

TAKE CARE.

Rumah Sewa

Dekat sini lah aku belajar beberapa perkara baru.

Alhamdulillah.

Terima Kasih.

1) How to potong telur masin.

Izzat ajar, rupanya-rupanya ketuk dulu bagi merekah then baru boleh potong.

Kalau tak, kau tau macam mana aku buat?

Potong seolah-olah kulit telur tu lembut ! Silap bulan makan tangan beb !

2) Jangan buat air manis-manis !

Damn ! aku kalau buat air, konfomm dierang cakap;

'Manis nyaaaaaa'

'Weh berapa tan gula taruk dalam?'

'Mak datuk manis diaa'

Shitt, buat air pun tak lepas ! Damn damn dum bunyi mercun~

Aigoo, apa pun tak bolehh

3) Cek pintu dah kunci ke belum.

Pernah kot pintu tak kunci. Perhh bahaya la doh

4)Ookay cici dah datang gua kena sambung buat assignment BEL.

Nanti gua tambahh

You, yes YOU

I typed and I back space.

I typed and I back space.

I typed and i can feel there's a thousands of butterflies in my stomach,

Really, i mean it.

I think about it and i started to sweat.

I wanna cry, but i won't cry.

I wanna hug you, pat you, and cry with you.

I wanna watch your back and pray silently.

But at this time being,

I don't think i have courage to walk towards you,

Because i don't know how to react once I've reached you

But, if you want me to be with you,

YES, I'll run towards you.

I will.

I will.

I always think about you,

And i always hope things will get better,

I 'll wait and I'll wait.

TAKE CARE.

Pfttt

Aku benci sistem analisis peperiksaan ni.

Berapa kali aku nak isi TOV semua pe jadah ni?

Kan aku dah isi tadi?

Kan kau kata 'markah TOV sudah disimpan'

Lepas tu kau kata tiada dalam data

Langsi lah kau nii

Dah lah sakit jiwa tertekan buat benda ni !

Dah lah aku period hormone tak stabil

Kau kalau nak flying kick aku, kau cakap sekarang !

dfcnuci7e! (MENCARUT)

Kenapa kakak gemuk, Adik kurus ?

Kakak: Umi, kenapa kakak gemuk adik kurus ?

Umi: Faktor pemakanan.

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Umi : Kamu suka makan ayam, adik suka makan telur ayam

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Me: Okay, figures. Dangg -_-