Opah Oh Opah

Tadi petang i went to Tok Sulaiman's House. Accompanying mom and wan for hari raya visit. Macam biasa jadi driver. Tak pa, che suka.Di pendek kan cerita, they were discussing about tanah. Tah ape masalah tah tadi. Tapi tu tak penting. Yelah bila orang tua berborak, orang muda which is only me waktu tu. Time diorang tgh berborak dengan ghairahnya. Muncul satu ingatan dalam hotak aku.




Ummm.

agak nya aku sempat tua tak?

Agaknya dah tua macam mana eh?

Siapa ATUK NYA ye nanti. gahaha. OK tipu je, bab ni baru terpikir.

(eh, tadi kata satu ingatan. ni dah banyak ingatan dah ni.)







Baik bayangkan~

Dengan kemodenan arus teknologi serba canggih sehingga segalanya dihujung jari,
apakah mungkin zaman tua kita nanti ; (kalau sempat tempuh la)









ATUK: Muhammad Zachery Nasrullah, where's your OPAH?

ZACH:OPAH? hmm i saw OPAH in the kitchen just now. Why dont you 'check it out' yourself. Sorry ATUK, im on Webcam. Sorry ya ATUK.

ATUK: NAH,It's kay Zach. I'll check her out.



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ATUK: Zach, i can't find OPAH. Where is this orang tua? I'm going out for a sec.

ZACH: Wait ar, ATUK. Hold on a sec.

ZACH: I saw OPAH bringing in a bunch of plastic bag from GIANT. She said that she's going to make truffle. She said that her FRIENDS are coming tonight. She said that her friends really love the truffle.

ATUK: Oh really? Do you know which friends of her ?

ZACH: UMMM, im not sure. But something like. One of them is kinda BIG in size, one is Keding with Tahi lalat. One with a short stomach.One is not really keding but also got tahi lalat.One is with a full lips.One with a YOUNGER HUSBAND.One with a pujaan hati ringtone for her mobile phone.and one with VIVA.

ATUK: Oh Ya,ALLAH. How many One do you have there? OHHH. They must be ur OPAH'S KAWAN SAMPAI MATI.

ZACH: Atuk, where are you going. Didn't you say that we're going to do the re-match for the Counter Strike Game? Come on Atuk. You're not scared huh?

ATUK: OH, c'mon. I just wanna give you some time to practice okayy?

ZACH:Anyways ATUK.Where are you going?

ATUK: Oh, i'm going to meet my new friend at STARBUCKS COFFEE dear. why? do you wanna go along? If you wanna, you better hurry up and change. PLEASE,not with those boxer okay?

ZACH: STARBUCKS? hmm sounds great. Is the bill on you? Okay i take that as YES. Wait ar ATUK.

ATUK: Zach !

ZACH: Yes ATUK?

ATUK: Don't forget to bring the i-pad.

ZACH: OKAY ATUK. Wait up.










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APA MACAM?




BERSEDIAKAH ANDA MEMBAYANG KAN NYA? NI BARU ATUK. OPAH BELUM LAGI WEYYY



TP OK LA KAN. DUNIA BERUBAH ASAL KAN IMAN DAN KETAQWAAN TU UTUH DAN KUKUH SERTA BERCAMBAH EVERYTHING IS FINEEEEEEEEE~







P/S: right now im not thinking of being an opah. But how to get an OPPA !